{"type":"standard","title":"Turnstyle Country","displaytitle":"Turnstyle Country","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q24964966","titles":{"canonical":"Turnstyle_Country","normalized":"Turnstyle Country","display":"Turnstyle Country"},"pageid":50077548,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9b/Turnstyle_Country_artwork.jpg/330px-Turnstyle_Country_artwork.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Turnstyle_Country_artwork.jpg","width":1199,"height":1200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282506517","tid":"7d717b41-0a85-11f0-b797-fd1ac05a5bdf","timestamp":"2025-03-26T21:01:30Z","description":"1999 studio album by Turnstyle","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turnstyle_Country","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turnstyle_Country?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turnstyle_Country?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Turnstyle_Country"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turnstyle_Country","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Turnstyle_Country","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turnstyle_Country?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Turnstyle_Country"}},"extract":"Turnstyle Country is the debut album by Australian indie rock band Turnstyle.","extract_html":"
Turnstyle Country is the debut album by Australian indie rock band Turnstyle.
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{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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Dear Sir is the debut studio album by American singer-songwriter Chan Marshall, also known a