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Mel Arnold is a Canadian politician who was elected as a Member of Parliament in the House of Commons of Canada to represent the federal electoral district of North Okanagan—Shuswap during the 2015 Canadian federal election. The district was changed for the 2025 election; Arnold won the new Kamloops—Shuswap—Central Rockies district in that year.
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