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Hubert Frans Joanna \"Bert\" De Coninck was a Belgian singer and guitarist. The Flemish singer was a pioneer of Dutch-language rock and Belpop. His greatest successes were during the 1970s and 1980s. He was also a poet. His best-known song is Evelyne.
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